All right, let's do this one last time. My name is Evie Nelson. I was injected by radioactive coffee, and for the past 16 years I've been the one and only glitter lord. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I became the robotics mascot creator, hfkrnrbf, danced, and then I absolutely saved the world again... and again and again and again. My hair is fried but I mean, I've looked worse. But after everything, I still love being a caffeine addict. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between my friends and depression is me. There's only one Glitter Lord . And you're looking at her.